Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

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How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

How many girls does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, you tell me.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?"

What did the mime say to the wall?

Tough getting by these days .

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition?

Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll

Why do strippers hate roofers?

They always pay in shingles.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why are the people of Saudi Arabia always behind the times?

Because they live under Iraq.

What time does Sean Connery show up to wimbledon?

Tennish

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

What is it about half men - half horses?

They always have to be centaur of attention.

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

Alzheimer Patient Jokes More Alzheimer Patient Jokes

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!