Alzheimer Patient Jokes

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side.

Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?

to get to the other side

What does an Alzheimer's patient say whenever they browse /r/funny?

Hey, this looks new!"

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

Who, what, when, where and why?

English teachers and Alzheimer's patients

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?

to get to the other side

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Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

Browse Jokes More Browse Jokes

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What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar

Why is it that in girls tampons commercials they're always laughing and dancing?

Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws and burning stuff down

Project Jokes More Project Jokes

What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

What did the counselor say to the hologram?

You're projecting." (From Star Trek Voyager)

Blair Jokes More Blair Jokes

Who's there ! Blair ! Blair who ?

Blair play !

What's an Alzheimer patient's favorite horror movie?

The Blair...Which project Made my roomie laugh at least

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo?

Rodney King Pinatas

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

English Jokes More English Jokes

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.