Alzheimer Patient Jokes

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side.

Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?

to get to the other side

What does an Alzheimer's patient say whenever they browse /r/funny?

Hey, this looks new!"

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

Who, what, when, where and why?

English teachers and Alzheimer's patients

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?

to get to the other side

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Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

What's a dentist's favorite time of day?

Tooth-hurty I'll show myself out

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What, why?

is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown?

He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many redditors it takes to change a lightbulb?

OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.

How many yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Who let them out?

I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

Project Jokes More Project Jokes

What's an Alzheimer patient's favorite horror movie?

The Blair...Which project Made my roomie laugh at least

What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

How many twists does a feminist need to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.