Alzheimer Patient Jokes

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side.

Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?

to get to the other side

What does an Alzheimer's patient say whenever they browse /r/funny?

Hey, this looks new!"

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

Who, what, when, where and why?

English teachers and Alzheimer's patients

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?

to get to the other side

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What is it called when two birds kiss?

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

How many redditors are needed to screw a lightbulb?

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Browse Jokes More Browse Jokes

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

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I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

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How many dancers does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Blair Jokes More Blair Jokes

Who's there ! Blair ! Blair who ?

Blair play !

What's an Alzheimer patient's favorite horror movie?

The Blair...Which project Made my roomie laugh at least

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What goes "ha ha, thump thump?

A guy laughing his balls off.

What's it called when you poke a Scantron to make it laugh?

A test tickle.

English Teacher Jokes More English Teacher Jokes

What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

Who, what, when, where and why?

English teachers and Alzheimer's patients

English Jokes More English Jokes

How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."

What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.