How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

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How many black men does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

Just 1 because we are all equal and race has no impact.

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None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.

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None. Monkeys screw in trees.

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Who's there ! Ayatollah ! Ayatollah who ?

Ayatollah you already !

How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None-there weren't any light bulbs in the 13th century.

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How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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