How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

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How many protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question. Protesters never change anything.

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Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

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Who's there ! Ayatollah ! Ayatollah who ?

Ayatollah you already !

How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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