Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
Just 1 because we are all equal and race has no impact.
None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.
None. Monkeys screw in trees.
Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.
Ayatollah you already !
A: None-there weren't any light bulbs in the 13th century.
I've got this neat candle holder...