How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

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How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but they'd have to be really small.

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How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: WHAT

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How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None-there weren't any light bulbs in the 13th century.

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How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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