Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.
100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
Trick question. Protesters never change anything.
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.
Ayatollah you already !
I've got this neat candle holder...