How many babies does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

How many martial artists does it taek to change a lightbulb?

It only taek won do change a lightbulb.

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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

Third as many as for a regular bulb.

How many Southern Baptists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Change !

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How did the witch almost lose her baby?

She didn't take it far enough into the woods.

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

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Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground?

No depth perception.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.