How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?

A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.

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How many WASPs does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

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Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Why did Bill Gates get sick?

Because he left the Windows open.

Why is Bill Gates scared of the number 7?

Because 7 8 10.

Darkness Jokes More Darkness Jokes

How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.

What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?

No it is not r/shadow removed

Industry Standard Jokes More Industry Standard Jokes

How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?

A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.

How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.

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Who declared west africa ebola-free?

Who declared west africa ebola-free.

How do Southerners get through customs so quickly?

They do declare!