A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.
One...but it takes him 27 tries
What are you talking about? The bulb is fine.
Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!
less than twelve parsecs.
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A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
Batman!
None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.
Who declared west africa ebola-free.