How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

How man redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

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Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

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What do you call alcohol distilled by the Avengers' enemies?

Hydra-Gin

Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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What movie contains the most micro aggressions?

Ant Man

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

How much is this one?

The salesperson says, "It's $1000." The WASP says, "I'll take it."