How many babies does it take to paint a fence?

Depends how hard you throw them

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What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling