Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

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Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

How can you tell if a fencer is a redditor?

By how often he ripostes.

What did the redditor do to a post?

He rEDDITed it. I'll leave.

Reposte Jokes More Reposte Jokes

Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

Why do Fencers avoid posting on reddit?

They are afraid of the Reposte.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.

How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why are there fences around cemeteries?

people are dying to get in.

What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

What's the worst place to be during a tornado?

Cracker Barrel.

What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

Rip Jokes More Rip Jokes

What happens when a magician gets mad?

He rips out his hare!

What do you call a cheap vasectomy?

A rip off.

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

Why do the Irish wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

Excite Jokes More Excite Jokes

Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown?

He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

How do you excite an idiot?

I'll tell you later.