Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

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What's the difference between windows 10 and the world's biggest virus?

The Logo.

Why did they skip Windows 9?

Because 7 8 9!

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What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

Why was the iPad sad?

Someone took a bite out of its Apple.

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked

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What's black and doesn't work in an office?

Decaf coffee!

What do Hillary and Bill have in common?

Both got screwed out of office

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?