Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

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Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

What do people who don't like the slippery slope argument call it?

The slippery slope fallacy

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What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO !"

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

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Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

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Why are there fences around cemeteries?

people are dying to get in.

Why don't they have a WHITE history month?

Why don't they have NON-handicapped parking spaces Why's there no cemetery for ALIVE people