How many babysitters does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you joking? They can't even change a dirty diaper!

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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.

How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you

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How many alternative school kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but they get extra credits for it

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

You can't tell it's in the dark

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Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

Why don't jokes in base 8 work?

Because 7 10 11

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Who's yours?

Me: The babysitter

How much for that babysitter?

Ma'am, that's a roll of duct tape I'll take it!