Are you joking? They can't even change a dirty diaper!
We just report the facts we don't change them."
Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.
Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.
He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.
The posters
Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.
