Where does the Persian air force keep its aircraft?

The Carpet store

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Persian Jokes More Persian Jokes

Why were the Persians attracted to the Anatolian Greeks?

Because they were Ionic.

How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ?

Carpet !

What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

Aircraft Jokes More Aircraft Jokes

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

What kind of Aircraft is into Men and Women?

A Biplane.