Where does the Persian air force keep its aircraft?

The Carpet store

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Where does the Persian air force keep its aircraft?

The Carpet store

How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

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What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

What STD is found most commonly among lesbians?

Carpet burn

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Where does the Persian air force keep its aircraft?

The Carpet store

What is the friendliest kind of aircraft?

A Hello-copter.