How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

What do you call someone who knows one?

American.

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How many protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING**

What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

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How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

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What do you call a bee that lives in America?

USB

How do bees get to school ?

By school buzz !