How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

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How many sorority girls does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, but it must be an odd number because, "they can't even."

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a bad joke teller?

To get to the other side!

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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.

How many women with PMS does it take to screw-in a light bulb?

Two. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IT JUST DOES, OKAY?

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

Why can you always trust a bee without wings?

Because it's down to earth.

What language do bees speak?

The beesnese