How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how do they get in there

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

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How many Sigmund Freud's does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Cocaine.

How many population geneticists does it take to change a light bulb?

It's independent of population size.

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Where does a bee put its stinger?

In its honey

What does a bee say before it stings you ?

This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !