How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

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How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.

How many bad joke tellers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?

None it is done by the automatic pilot.

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What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !

Why do women forget if you call them beautiful 100 times but remember if you call them ugly once?

Elephants have good memory

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What do you call a parody when the actors are unaware it's satire?

Politics.

Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?

The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

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How many dubstep fans does it take to wash a car?

One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.