What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

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How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

How many people with alzheimer's does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the otherside!

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What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.

Why does a white guy go to a brothel?

For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel He's looking for his mother.

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What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

What did one lightbulb to say to the other?

Watts up

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What did the baby light bulb say to it's mommy?

I wuv you watts and watts!

What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.