What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

How many public school teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whatever it says in the book.

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What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

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What did one lightbulb to say to the other?

Watts up

How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

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What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

What did the baby light bulb say to it's mommy?

I wuv you watts and watts!