What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

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How many Software Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None- that's hardware.

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.

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How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

Why was the little bear so spoiled ?

Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !

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What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

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What did the baby light bulb say to it's mommy?

I wuv you watts and watts!

What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.