How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

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How many ameobas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. No, two! No, four! No, eight! No, sixteen! No, thirty-two! ...

How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but it takes nine years.

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How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work.

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

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What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

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What did one bird say to the other bird?

toucan play at this game.

What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!