What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

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What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland lol

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down !

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What kind of bee can never make up its mind?

A maybe

Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

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Why are there no good jokes about men?

Because they were written by women.

Why shouldn't you write with a dull pencil?

It's pointless

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Why are penguins so shy?

They always get cold feet.

Why can a penguin never win Best Actor?

Because it is part black.