Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

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Put it in a square cup

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Taylor Swifts boyfriend

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so he could flip the bird

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Because he was hooked on worms.

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Avoid the insulation asbestos you can.

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A kiwi !

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Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

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Her/she

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity