Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

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How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

A: Because Robin ate the worms.

What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

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How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

How can you avoid clickbait?

Not like this.

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Where do birds meet for coffee ?

In a nest-cafe !

How do birds record their songs ?

On duck tape !

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What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: a word

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What do you call it when you refuse to do core workouts?

Abstinence.

When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

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Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

What pronouns do you use to address a chocolate bar?

Her/she