What did one bird say to the other bird?

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What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

What do you call an ant who can't play the piano ?

Discordant !

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Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

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Why did the football team take the short bus to the game?

They needed more downs.

What's the different between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter has a character limit

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What did one bird say to the other bird?

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How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan