How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.

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How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work.

How did the hipster burn his fingertips?

He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot

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What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!

How many birds can play tic-tac-toe?

Toucan

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What did one bird say to the other bird?

toucan play at this game.

What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own?

Toucan