How many people can ride on a bird?

Toucan.

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Why are the people of Saudi Arabia always behind the times?

Because they live under Iraq.

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

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What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!

What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick-or-tweet!"

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What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I'll see myself out.

What is a Siths favorite thing to ride in?

An elevader.

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How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!