How many people can ride on a bird?

Toucan.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are people so impressed with voice control?

Women have been around for 100,000 years

What are people afraid of puns called?

Homophonic I'm sorry...

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

What kind of bird does not make babies?

A swallow

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

Toucan Jokes More Toucan Jokes

What did one bird say to the other bird?

toucan play at this game.

How many birds can play tic-tac-toe?

Toucan