How many women does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Only one, but with a perticular FETISH

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

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How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, it's a hardware problem!

How many /r/news mods does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They like to keep their subscribers in the dark.

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What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)

Why do women have legs?

Have you seen the mess snails make?

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What fetish does winners hate the most?

The feet

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.