How many women does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Only one, but with a perticular FETISH

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How many psychiatrist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...

How many PETA member does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!

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How many boring guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One

How many old-timey gangsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: We ain't sayin' nuthin'.

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Why are hangovers better than women?

Hangovers go away!

How many women does it take. . . to screw in a lightbulb in a convent?

Nun.

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What fetish does winners hate the most?

The feet

Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.