How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

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What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

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What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.

What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

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How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

How can you spot a racist in a crowd?

They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"

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How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

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How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River