Where did Putin tell the protesters whe...

How can you tell when a Canadian is successful?

He dies in his LA home at 82.

Who's there ! Adam ! Adam who ?

Adam up and tell me the total !

Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

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What do you call a hoarse Putin?

Rasputin

Where does Putin negotiate?

The Crimea River

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Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

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Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?