How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.

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Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.

How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

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Why did the AC wave try to hang himself?

He was sinusoidal.

Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

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How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how do they get in there?

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.

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Why can't two blind people get along?

They can't see eye to eye.

Why are blind people bad computer programmers?

Because they can't C.