Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

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Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

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How do the greek separate the men from the boys?

With a crow bar.

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

Why couldn't the candle get any sleep?

Because there's no rest for the wicked.

What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!

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Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

Why were there balloons in the bathroom?

There was a birthday potty.