Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

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What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

What's something that Slaves have and rich people want?

Nothing!

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What do they call Redditting on the toilet?

Snoo on the loo

What does Neil Patrick Harris call his toilet?

His Dookie Houser

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What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

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What did the candle say when he was down on his luck?

A: I'm at wick's end.

What did one candle say to the other candle?

A: Are you going out tonight

Birthday Potty Jokes More Birthday Potty Jokes

Why were there balloons in the bathroom?

There was a birthday potty.

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!