How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.

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What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?

It has 4 rabbits' feet.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

How many downies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Potatoe

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Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

What does Diana stand for?

Dead In A Nasty Accident.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many conspiratards does it take to screw in a light bulb....?

NONE! ITS A SECRET GOVERNMENT PLOT TO KEEP US IN THE DARK!"

How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

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How long have I got?

Not long. Two, three months" casually places apple on desk "Ok, ok, six. Just get that out of here!"

What do you call the corner of 69th and main?

Your moms place of employment

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How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

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How do narcissists remember everything?

They have a photogenic memory.

How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.