How do you best serve burned food?

Coal'd.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

How Much Food did Soviet Ukraine Need in the Early 1930s?

A whole-lot-more