What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's a gambler's favorite time of day?

10 to 1.

What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

A: She went to sea a movie.

What do cows do on Sundays?

they go to the moovies

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?

Because the rest are weekdays.

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

Strong Day Jokes More Strong Day Jokes

What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.