What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

Previous Random Joke Next

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

Half Life 3 Confirmed!

What does the emperor have when he goes for a sunday drive?

he has Divine Right of way

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.

How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday?

Just chilling.

Strong Day Jokes More Strong Day Jokes

What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.