How many Chicago Policemen does it take to crack an egg?

None. It fell down the stairs.

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How do dogs like their eggs cooked?

Pooched.

How do you mail an egg?

In a henvelope!

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How do you define necrophilia?

The urge to crack open a cold one

What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!"