How many Chicago Policemen does it take to crack an egg?

None. It fell down the stairs.

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What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?

Unfertillized

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Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.