Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

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Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

Who's the victim?

Battlefield: Call of Duty