Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

Where was the pirate when he was hit in the crotch?

Menard's!

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What's black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Answer: Odor Odor in the court!!!

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

What does a pirate have in common with the alphabet?

They only have one I.

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

Whats an iPhone 7's favorite brand of frozen pizza?

Not Jack's.

Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why didn't 2x befriend x2 ?

He had trouble integrating

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet