How many conspiratards does it take to screw in a light bulb....?

NONE! ITS A SECRET GOVERNMENT PLOT TO KEEP US IN THE DARK!"

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How many alternative school kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but they get extra credits for it

How many feminists does it take to screw in lightbulb?

It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.

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How many people from Svalbard does it take to change a light-bulb?

Light? What's that?

How many feminists does it take to change a light-bulb?

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

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How many Arabs does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews

How many factory farmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they would rather keep you in the dark!