How many conspiratards does it take to screw in a light bulb....?

NONE! ITS A SECRET GOVERNMENT PLOT TO KEEP US IN THE DARK!"

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What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb?

You can un-screw a lightbulb.

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

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What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A LED Zeppelin

How do u find an old man in the dark?

Its not that hard