How many Arabs does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews

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How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

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How many mods does it take to change a lightbulb?

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What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

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What does Yao Ming stand for?

When he sits down it takes too long to get back up.

What is the difference between chicken and blondes ?

The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting .

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How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

How many conspiratards does it take to screw in a light bulb....?

NONE! ITS A SECRET GOVERNMENT PLOT TO KEEP US IN THE DARK!"

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What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

Why is the dog man's best friend?

He has to have someone to blame the farts on.

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Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport?

because it provides cavity protection

What does the arabs put in their Mexican food??

Allah-peos

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How many Arabs does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews

How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.