How many factory farmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they would rather keep you in the dark!

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

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How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.

How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

A Brazilian.

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Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.