How many people from Svalbard does it take to change a light-bulb?

Light? What's that?

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How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

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How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

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How many twists does a feminist need to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing