How many people from Svalbard does it take to change a light-bulb?

Light? What's that?

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How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

Why do stoners love English?

Because it's lit

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How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.

How many white people does it take to change a light bulb?

A brunch.

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How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.