What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

we're walking four abreast."

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

Why do men fart more than women?

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden?

Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

because he was following people before instagram

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick

What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?

He said "Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

Icee."

What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!