What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

we're walking four abreast."

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How do you make a pheromone?

Let his people go!

Why are organ donations low ?

Because most people have pianos

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

What's the difference between Walk of Life and Washington state?

One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

Icee."

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

we're walking four abreast."