What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

we're walking four abreast."

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch?

A MANDATE

What do you call a man who makes fart scented candles?

Incense-itive

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him "Elvis the pelvis"?

Because he had a brother named Enos.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

What did the emu say to the nurse?

A: Mend her bones or walk the plank

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

How do you cure a mute coworker?

Tell them a secret

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.