A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.
One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.
Cause the building collapsed, duh.
I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.
Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!
Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know.
They change into brrrrrro's.
14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.
Just two. It only requires that either the people are very small or the light bulb is very large.
How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's probably screwed it too tight anyhow!
About 3 IQ points
They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin!
100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.
Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.
A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.
