What lives in the sea and yells?

A: A clam shouter.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

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How long do owls live?

Six and a half books.

Where does a beaver priest live?

In a God Dam House!

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

Why was that guy yelling at you?

flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"