What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

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What's a monsters favorite play?

Romeo and Ghouliet

What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit?

Can't- elope!

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What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

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Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe

What do you get if you water a melon?

a wet melon.

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Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.