What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

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Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit?

cantelope

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What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit?

Can't- elope!

Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

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Why do melons always have well planned weddings ?

They can'telope !

What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

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Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*