How many cow-lories does a cheeseburger have?

Moo many...

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How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

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Why do Rednecks love cheeseburgers?

Because they are in bread.

Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger?

It had beef.