What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

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Ooh-Ooh-Aah- Aah

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He can't get out of a bath.

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What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub?

Laundry.

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.