What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

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Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

What do you say to pasta that gets thrown out?

Hasta la pasta baby.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend?

They wipe, flush, and wash their hands

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Seizure Jokes More Seizure Jokes

What do you call an epileptic giving someone a pat-down?

A search and SEIZURE

What food is bad for epileptic people?

Seizure salad

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a nun in a bath?

One has a soul full of hope and the other has a hole full of soap.

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

Epileptic Jokes More Epileptic Jokes

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

Seizure salad