Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger?

It had beef.

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What do chicken, beef and Russia have in common?

They are all against Turkey

What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

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Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

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How many cow-lories does a cheeseburger have?

Moo many...

How do you make a cheeseburger sad?

Make it with blue cheese!