What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

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How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

Why did Mary Poppins break both her legs?

because she had Supercalifrajilistic Osteoporosis

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Why is there a broom in the driveway?

me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car?

With parts unknown.

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Which newspaper is most popular around cows?

The Moo York Times

What do cows like to line dance to ?

Any kind of moosic you like !

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken