What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

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What happens when you mix pandas and ammonium?

Pandemonium breaks out.

What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that."

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What is the first derivative of a cow?

A prime rib.

Where do cows go on movie night?

To the moooovie night.

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

What's a cow's favorite chemical?

molybdenum monoxide MoO