Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls?

So they don't have hairballs!

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What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

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Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

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Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.