What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

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4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.

Why was 4 afraid of 5?

Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

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What 8 letter word is read the same way backwards and forwards?

Dyslexia

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby ?

20 minutes, thermostat 8.

Choice Jokes More Choice Jokes

What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

What is a proctologist's drink of choice?

Two fingers of whiskey.

Weapon Jokes More Weapon Jokes

What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

Why did China lose WW2?

Because their weapons were made in China

Ink Jokes More Ink Jokes

Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.