What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

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What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

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Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

00000000000001adf44c7d69767585--5572eca4dd4-db7d0c0b845-916d849af76 PM me the answer!

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What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

Why are women such bad drivers?

Because they are constantly lied to about what 8" is.

Choice Jokes More Choice Jokes

What are my choices?

he asked. "Yes or no," she replied.

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

Weapon Jokes More Weapon Jokes

What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.

Ink Jokes More Ink Jokes

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW