What bug has to watch it's sugar intake?

A dia-beetle

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Why couldn't the pregnent women watch all of the Harry Potter movies?

Because they lactate.

What's better than watching a woman wrestle?

Seeing her box.

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How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)