What bug has to watch it's sugar intake?

A dia-beetle

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What kind of movies do pirates watch?

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What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

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What's the difference between squash and zucchini?

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Why do you never see any bugs in a church?

Because they are in sects.