Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork.
None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.
They both can't make any change
A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!
A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?
They don't bother, you can find lutfisk in the dark.
M: Do u have ANY idea how much paperwork I've got to do
