How many dead babies does it take to fill up my house?

One more.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house?

Unstable

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

What's 18 inches long, and makes a woman scream the entire night?

Her dead baby.

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Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !