How many dead babies does it take to fill up my house?

One more.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.

Why did Thoreau build a house?

A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?

Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

What's the difference between a million dollar car and a pile of dead babies?

There's no million dollar car in my garage.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Who's there ! Cargo ! Cargo who ?

Cargo better if you fill it with gas first !

Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.