How many dead babies does it take to fill up my house?

One more.

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What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise

Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and my ex-girlfriend?

There isn't one...

What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?

One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

Rhinos R Us

What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

Thar's gold in them thar fills."